Re: Thanks all, was Re: Bacteria question.

From: J. R. Molloy (jr@shasta.com)
Date: Tue Jan 02 2001 - 11:47:21 MST


From: "Emlyn" <emlyn@one.net.au>
> Morgana came running in to Jodie, crying. After Jodie managed to calm
her
> down, Morgana explained that they'd said on the show that the sun was
going
> to explode and swallow the earth in 5 billion years. She was terrified!
She
> woke up in the night with nightmares about it.

A physicist is giving a lecture on the sun, and concludes his talk
saying the sun will explode in 5 billion years.

A man jumps up from the back of the room and in a terrified voice
says "HOW LONG?????"

"About 5 billion years" the physicist answers.

" Oh Thank God" the man says greatly relieved, " I thought you said
5 MILLION".

Stay hungry,

--J. R.
3M TA3

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Useless hypotheses: consciousness, phlogiston, philosophy, vitalism, mind,
free will



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