"J. R. Molloy" wrote:
>
> From: "Emlyn" <emlyn@one.net.au>
> > Morgana came running in to Jodie, crying. After Jodie managed to calm
> her
> > down, Morgana explained that they'd said on the show that the sun was
> going
> > to explode and swallow the earth in 5 billion years. She was terrified!
> She
> > woke up in the night with nightmares about it.
>
> A physicist is giving a lecture on the sun, and concludes his talk
> saying the sun will explode in 5 billion years.
>
> A man jumps up from the back of the room and in a terrified voice
> says "HOW LONG?????"
>
> "About 5 billion years" the physicist answers.
>
> " Oh Thank God" the man says greatly relieved, " I thought you said
> 5 MILLION".
Yup, only 1,825,000,000,000 shopping days left til the end of the world.
I hope you all are opting to finance via the balloon payment method,
laid out to the post-nova quarterly reporting period.
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