R: Where exactly is that Kingdom of God?

From: scerir (scerir@libero.it)
Date: Sat Sep 07 2002 - 02:14:24 MDT


> DAMN! Doesn't being funded by u.s.guvment for decades and dealing
> with German bureaucracy as a foreigner for five years count for
> anything ?

Naw. There is an official test.
You can take it in the Vatican City,
or in many provinces of the future Kingdom.
The first question says: "do you feel guilty?".
Rewind the movie of your life: "you must feel
guilty of doing something". And you still do not
feel culpable? What's the problem with you?

If you do not pass this test you can have
another one ten years later, after a very long
stage in the Amish heartland, repeating
all the day "Love not the world, neither
the things that are in the world".

Btw in some church [*] you also sell not so
expensive tickets for the Limbo. Not so bad.
There are pcs, jacuzzi bath tubes, fastweb connections,
unfortunately speeds are limited below c, plus
exploders and googlers and, yes, quantum funnelling
is still a serious problem, but there you can see
Nietzsche in person screaming "Yahoo! Akbar"
to a couple of eastern cyborgs.

[*] A couple a churchs in Italy have been adorned
with sexual things, in the very dark age
http://www.inabruzzo.it/giulianova/formelle.htm



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