HUMOR + sticky summary

From: Alex Ramonsky (alex@ramonsky.com)
Date: Sat May 18 2002 - 06:21:06 MDT


SFX: summary of methods suggested for sticking prosthetics to aliens and
the cast's responses to them. (Names have been omitted on both sides to
protect dubious reputations.) (Edited for swearing)

Spirit gum (can you drink it? -leading lady)
low-grade nanotech (please send sample -director)
implants (please come demonstrate -director)
Rogaine, hair and velcro (sounds kinky -leading man)
piercing (ouch! -leading man) (depends who's doing it -leading lady)
electrode gel (tried it; not sticky enough -all)
tar (with or without feathers? -person playing rebel leader)
glycerine on PVC (sounds very kinky -leading man)
garlic juice (organic or non-organic? -CGI team leader)
liquid latex (we use that on the ears, it makes your whole head smell
like a condom -person playing rebel) (that's not the only reason he's a
d******* -CGI team leader)
the sticky substance on fly paper (isn't there some smell or pheromone
on that stuff that attracts flies? Wouldn't I have every insect in the
place on my neck? -leading man)
Crazy glue (now we may be getting there -HGI team leader)
massaging in adhesive (sounds very very kinky -leading lady)
abrasive, detergent and adhesive (that again depends on who does it
-leading lady)
Rubber cement
Duco
E6000 (all need more research -HGI team leader)
water, alcohol and glue (can you drink it? -leading lady)
Breathe Right Strips (will I smell like a menthol factory? -leading man)
medical cyanocryanate formulation (now we're really talking -HGI team
leader)
Loctite superglue (tried it; not sticky enough -all)
Dermabond (need more research )
felt, latex & adhesive, double-sided tape (tried it; not sticky enough)

Thankyou to all who helped; we proceed with further experiments and will
let you know if we are successful!
The best things in life are sticky



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