From: john grigg (starman125@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri Oct 22 1999 - 13:49:27 MDT
Hello Spike,
Spike Jones wrote:
>John Grigg is from Alaska, so lets imagine that biiig-assed >state >covered
>with this superforest. I think I recall Alaska has 1.6 >million square
>kilometers (is that about right John?)
You got it right in the ballpark! Alaska has 1,518,801 square kilometers of
land or looking at it the other way 586,412 square miles.
You should be working for the state of Alaska tourism department. I could
just imagine your ad campaign, "Come to Alaska, the BIIIG-ASSED state!" You
could hire comic actor Martin Lawrence to be the person in the commercials
saying it!
Just please don't start accusing Alaskan women of being biiig-assed because
they are very sensitive about such things. We have a huge number of gyms in
town to deal with this modern-day calamity. But to quote Sir Mix-a-lot, a
great American songwriter, "But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her
Honda!" How did I ever wind up on this subject?? Anyway, I got you the
info you asked for.
Sincerely,
John Grigg
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