From: Doug Jones (random@qnet.com)
Date: Sat Jun 19 1999 - 09:59:26 MDT
Spike Jones wrote:
>
> Harvey Newstrom wrote:
> > Maybe if we live long enough, everyone will try every
> > combination of gender and orientation.
>
> That sounds interesting. I saw an article on testosterone patches for
> women, to help them regain lost sex drive with advancing age. I dont
> see why we couldnt make progesterone patches and estrogen patches.
> Youve heard of people having a smoke after sex, well we get the three
> aforementioned hormone patches, add some nicotine patches, put em
> in a jar, randomly pull out some, stick them on the naked bodies of
> both partners and see what happens that night. spike
Spike, you're one sick puppy. I like that.
When I broke my back many many moons ago, the therapist used a
Trancutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator (TENS) to build up the
muscle tone in my lower back. I looked at the electrodes and
thought, hmmm, stick one of *those* patches on each of the naked
bodies, and how will the current flow?
Now *that* would be an electric kiss, not to mention other moist
connections...
-- Doug Jones, Former Rocket Plumber Rotary Rocket Company
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