From: Doug Skrecky (oberon@vcn.bc.ca)
Date: Sat Dec 19 1998 - 22:36:16 MST
It was just a matter of time.
Subject: Re: 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas
Author: Neil D. Healey
Email: nhealey@i1.net
Date: 1998/12/13
The Politically Correct Twelve Days of Christmas...
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter
festival, my Potential-acquaintance-abuse-survivor gave to
me,
TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual
drumming.
ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra
made up of members in good standing of The Musicians
Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though
they will not be asked to play a note...)
TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the
patriarchal ruling class system leaping,
NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing
milk-products from enslaved Bovine Americans
SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected
wetlands
SIX enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human
animal products.
FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced
domestic incarceration (NOTE: after a member of the Animal
Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my
computer, the calling birds, French hens, and partridge have
been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further
animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has
been revised.)
FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
THREE deconstructionist poets,
TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree
carcasses, and
A Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
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