From: nanowave (nanowave@shaw.ca)
Date: Thu Dec 26 2002 - 03:02:02 MST
When I noticed "god versus satan" was one of their suggested "fights" I got
curious...
life (102 000 000 winner) versus death (30 300 000 loser)
living (35 600 000 winner) versus dying (3 810 000 loser)
- yea, a decisive extropian victory
islam (4 530 000 winner) versus christianity (3 250 000 loser)
- bit of a surprise there
reason (26 000 000 winner) versus islam (4 530 000 loser)
- no brainer
jesus (15 800 000 winner) versus mohammad (673 000 loser)
- ah, but how to reconcile this with islam's victory over christianity
sex (185 000 000 winner) versus god (43 800 000 loser)
- well in all fairness to god, folks having sex typically utter the
expression "oh my god!"
god (43 800 000 winner) versus anal (29 300 000 loser)
- hah, but not by much! not by much!
science (52 100 000 winner) versus religion (16 400 000 loser)
working (48 100 000 winner) versus sleeping (5 110 000 loser)
christmas (18 800 000 winner) versus castration (279 000 loser)
Best of the holiday season to you all!
Russell Evermore
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