Re: No use crying over spilt ilk

From: John Grigg (starman2100@lycos.com)
Date: Tue Jun 25 2002 - 20:36:03 MDT


Alex Ramonsky wrote:
>Damien, what are 'anters'? Was the Ilk some kind of anteater or what? Is
>it related to the mousse?

While the rest of you go on and on about the "noble" Ilk, I am much more concerned about the "ugly" mousse. This poor gangly creature has been hunted to near extinction for it's musk glands, which when ground up make about the finest every-hair-in-place-but-it-still-looks-natural hair product around!!

I wish to say you all need to immediately stop using mousse. STOP IT NOW!! Only the native Alaskan people have the ancestral right to hunt mousse so they will never be bothered by out of control hair.

I'm going to start up an organization to fight for the rights of the mousse!! And I bet there will be big money in it for me, too. But that's not the reason I'm doing it(you should all realize that!).

friend to all mousse everywhere,

John : )

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