[HUMER?] FWD [forteana] Need Time Travel immediately!

From: Terry W. Colvin (fortean1@mindspring.com)
Date: Fri Jan 11 2002 - 12:47:25 MST


I think this is real -- came across an SF writers maling list.

Jay

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message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have
the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from
being tampered with again after I go back.
I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not
do well through certain types.
I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible.
To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of
now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or
government equipment capable of doing just that.
If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along
with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the
equipment. Proof must be provided.
Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the
universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a
(SEPARATE) email to:
< Robby0809@aol.com >
Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks
w^2
Wendy Wheeler
< http://www.wendy-wheeler.com > is the URL for fun and danger! 
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