From: Amara Graps (amara@amara.com)
Date: Sat Oct 14 2000 - 02:13:23 MDT
From: Spike Jones <spike66@ibm.net>
>This epic poem was discovered in a cuneiform tablet:
>
>There was a young lady from GilGAMesh,
>She began to feel so DAMN fresh,
>She soon found a way
>To spend an off day,
>But soon developed dilDO rash.
My contribution to the limerick-O-rama ...
Condensed Story of Ms Farad
by A. P. French
Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.
Goodnight Irene
Author unknown, submitted by Ken Kiger
There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!
(from
http://www.aps.org/apsnews/11855.html)
Amara
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