From: Spike Jones (spike66@ibm.net)
Date: Mon Aug 14 2000 - 21:37:53 MDT
> Excellent doctor, this one. Besides
> >> that good quality, she has small fingers... {8^D spike
> >>
> >Corbally wrote:
> Am I missing something on the fingers issue? Anyone care to explain?
James, let me guess. You are young. Less than about... 40? You see,
my young friend, you have a most unpleasant experience still ahead of
you, for when you visit your doctor after ~40, you must have your prostate
examined. I found this to be a *most* distasteful experience. Any man
over 40 who visits the doctor *for any reason*, including to deliver a
package, gets a finger up the kazoo. {8-[
On the up side {of sorts} this experience developed in me a sense of
sympathy for homosexuals, for after having had a prostate exam, I realize
that their form of lovemaking must be excruciating. For that reason, they
must have an overwhelming desire to please their mates, at their own
expense, which is a desireable personality characteristic. Gays, is this
notion approximately correct? spike
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