From: Michael S. Lorrey (retroman@turbont.net)
Date: Wed May 31 2000 - 12:19:11 MDT
"[ Robert-Coyote ]" wrote:
> When privacy has no value
>
> It will be a boon to all the pedophiles lurking about.. santaclause even "He
> sees you when your sleeping.. He knows when your awake.."
>
> Wow nasty double masectomy scars your mother has.. can't she afford breast
> reconstruction?
>
> Good morning Jim.. we all saw you materbating on camera last night.. and
> this is not good for our corporate image, your terminated.
>
> Hey George.. we should have Insta-patented that idea we discused last night
> over a few beers.. Suzie has just stolen the whole deal.
>
> Knock Knock. hello!!! We noticed YOU use this non biodegradable tampon..
> please have a free sample of our green friendly tampon !
>
> Damnit I'm sick of never getting a "date" because my penis is too small..
> Why cant they get to know me first!
Knock Knock.... "Zur, we haff noteessed on our veedeeo gggameras dat ju haff
zeveral jews hidink ind your basement...."
Knock knock.... "Hello, we are from Kids First! and we know you actually sent
your children to their room for disobeying your parentocratic dictatorship. DOWN
WITH PARENTS!!! PUT THEM IN CHAINS!"
"Oh mother, everybody at school knows I have vaginal warts and now nobody will
ask me to the dance!!"
"You sir are convicted of eating actual meat in your home. We have you on
videotape, and you are convicted for conspiracy and accessory after the fact to
commit bovicide."
"Steve, you violated the company non-compete policy last night when you started
working on your own start-up company business plan on your home computer. You're
fired."
"We are from the National Organization of Feminazis and we know for a fact that
you spend an average of 10 hours a week watching the Playboy channel, and we've
made sure everyone in your church knows as well."
Sorry Janet, but we at First Mutual Insurance won't pay for your fitness club
membership as part of your health care policy if you keep eating two quarts of
ice cream every week...
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