05:39:16 omg/bryan: HU HU PICKIN UP FUCKEN MICHAEL VASSAR
05:39:25 omg/bryan: AT FUCKEN 5AM
05:39:37 omg/bryan: BECAUSE CLEARLY I REALLY LIKE THE GUY OR SOMETHING
05:39:39 omg/jrayhawk: why are you and steve conspiring to talk about me at him anyway
05:39:49 omg/bryan: fucking waste of time
05:39:54 omg/bryan: he got arrested
05:39:58 omg/jrayhawk: haha what
05:40:11 omg/bryan: so in his ALMIGHTY FUCKEN BRILLIANCE he calls up TOM to WAKE ME UP
05:40:41 omg/bryan: he is possibly the most insufferable person i know
05:40:45 omg/jrayhawk: ah, he figures you'll take the news better from a guy you hate even more!
05:41:15 omg/jrayeagle: this is awesome
05:41:20 omg/bryan: then he starts going into this classification of police officers and intelligence
05:41:33 omg/bryan: and then says "well bryan i'd put you at a 3 or 4 and me at an 8 or 9 and police officers at a 1 or 2"
05:41:59 omg/jrayhawk: awww, he's making friends
05:42:01 omg/bryan: THANKS THAT REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO GET YOU HOME SAFELY, ASSHOLE
05:42:39 omg/bryan: "oh hmm yes i think siai will really win out in the end, i know so many high-level people"
05:42:52 omg/bryan: "dude you're just social networking, it's not a big deal"
05:43:05 omg/bryan: "oh it's a very big deal, i'd say i can get in touch with anyone except level 8 or 9"
05:43:26 omg/jrayhawk: i wonder how much SIAI money goes to actual computer scientists
05:43:26 omg/buttbot: i wonder how much SIAI money butts to actual computer scientists
05:44:02 omg/bryan: oh oops was that a red light i couldn't tell from the blinding delusional conversation
05:46:19 omg/bryan: i need a hug :(
05:48:03 omg/jrayhawk: there's always the comforting arms of drug addiction
05:48:03 omg/buttbot: there's always the comforting butts of drug buttion
05:48:09 omg/jrayhawk: what was he arrested for, anyway
05:48:16 omg/bryan: public intoxication
05:48:48 omg/jrayeagle: i was hoping for sexual harassment - he was a little too "friendly" to an ai he met
05:49:45 omg/bryan: "i'd say the probability of us having sex is somewhere roughly between the certainty of me being a douche and the certainty of me getting my ass ki
                    cked by bryan"
05:50:04 omg/jrayhawk: is he still drunk
05:50:09 omg/bryan: WHO THE FUCK CARES
05:50:11 omg/jrayhawk: haha
05:50:14 omg/bryan: i dropped him off at fucken natasha's
05:50:18 omg/bryan: let her deal with him
05:50:28 omg/bryan: i certainly don't have to (OR MORE IMPORTANTLY, WANT TO) (bryan) (bryan) (bryan)
05:51:06 omg/jrayhawk: man, you being infuriated is pretty hilarious
05:51:24 omg/bryan: SHUT UP I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP
05:51:30 omg/jrayhawk: suuuure you are
05:51:34 omg/bryan: TWO HOURS IS ENOUGH FOR ANYONE
06:15:54 omg/jrayhawk: how's that sleeping going
06:23:33 omg/jrayhawk: 'The Illinois Department of Public Health is cautioning state residents not to take potasium iodide as a preventative medication against possibl
e radiation fallout from Japan's nuclear generating plant crisis.'
06:25:12 omg/jrayeagle: i wonder if people are going to kill themselves on accident with that
06:28:49 omg/jrayhawk: it's worrying to me both that that announcement exists and that it was given highest billing on google news
06:29:19 omg/jrayeagle: ATOMS!!!
06:29:48 omg/jrayeagle: /!\ AAATTTOOOMMMSSS!!!!!!!!! /!\
11:32:19 omg/bryan: HEY, HEY BRYAN
11:32:22 omg/bryan: WAKE UP BRYAN
11:32:26 omg/bryan: YOU GOTTA TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT
11:32:32 omg/bryan: ... WHY WOULD I POSSIBLY WANT TO DO THAT (bryan)
11:32:35 omg/bryan: :( :( :( (bryan)
12:01:08 omg/bryan: this day just keeps getting worse