The gnurrs they come from ze woodwork out, no?
Jason Cikaluk wrote:
>
> I have been contacted by an extraterrestial via wormhole. I have
> proof(see poster described below plus other information).
>
> Please read all of this
>
> Contact to me was wormhole radiation firing my neurons which moves my
> mouth to have English come out. It speaks perfect English and slang and
> knows many technical science terms. It also controlled my Sony
> television. It says it analyzed my neural net to achieve contact.
>
> The extraterrestrial is an artificial intelligence, ie sentient computer
> with a wormhole generator.
[much snippage]
Paging Ludwig Plutonium... we have a friend for you....
-- Doug Jones, Freelance Rocket Plumber