Today I ate lunch in Marlene's, our local health food store.
One one side of the store there is a juice bar, complete with fresh wheatgrass, and on the other side, an expresso bar.
As I drank my Jerimiah's Julep (a carob/spirulina/yogurt shake), I mentioned in jest to the guy behind the expresso bar that I was a CIA android created as a spoiler for the 2000 Presidential election. He just twitched a smile and said he knew that a month ago.
In any case, one of the female attendants mentioned that some customers were asking about converting the place to an internet cafe. All Marlene could do was shake her head: "No. I have no interest in the internet. It's too complicated. It's not for me."
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