Re: Fwd: YOU HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED AS A POSSIBLE MUTANT

From: E. Shaun Russell (e_shaun@uniserve.com)
Date: Mon May 01 2000 - 07:05:17 MDT


Max wrote:

>>* You frequently exhibit behavior or traits associated with the
>>genetically altered. These traits include the tendency to get into the
>>heads of others and elevate the energy level of a room.

Sounds like most of Max's Extro conferences talks.
>>
>>* It has also been noted that you often demonstrate highly developed
>>intelligence.

No question there.

>>* Unusual physical characteristics such as your perfectly toned
>>musculature have been analyzed and confirmed by our mutant profiling
>>experts as mutant-positive.

Hmm...no question *there* either.
>>
>>* Additionally, your peers have filed complaints that they sometimes feel
>>hot and tingly when in close proximity to you.

Well, we'll have to ask Natasha about that one, won't we?
>>
>>If you believe that you have been wrongly identified, follow this link:
>>http://mutantwatch.com/quiz.html to complete a brief diagnostic test to
>>clear yourself.

Sorry Max. Looks like you're caught red-handed. (Which leads me to
wonder: if he's considered a mutant now, how will folks react in twenty
years...).

In jest, of course.

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