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UNLEASH THE POWER of mediocrity in your own office, home or dormitory with our Underachievers™ line. These compelling depictions of the merits of laziness, indifference and inability are virtually guaranteed to inspire you or someone you love to not bother trying to soar to new heights. | ||||||||||||
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OUR 'PESSIMISTIC VISIONS™' are visually stunning, thought-provoking reminders that not all pain in life is gain. These clever musings are the perfect tool for combating mindless optimism in the workplace, on campus, or even in your own home! | ||||||||||||
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EVERY SUCCESSFUL person has experienced failures - but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success. Thats why our 'Failure to Succeed™' line has something for everyone. Whether you're a champion who's learned from past defeats, or a chump with little hope of success, these products will help make a better winner, or loser, out of you! | ||||||||||||
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DESPITE THE VALIANT EFFORTS of the bumper sticker industry, bad stuff happens™. Regularly. When life attacks, some cling desparately to denial, while others collapse into self-pity. But with our Entropic Expressions™ line, you'll stand firm on the feet of wry objectivity, with the satisfaction that comes from knowing no matter how bad life gets, it still beats the alternative. | ||||||||||||
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(All Demotivators are available as Notecards , Desktoppers™ . Most are available as Posters. Our latest 12 designs are featured in our Year 2000 Calendar.)
Demotivators |
Variety Packs |
Y2K Calendar |
DespairWear |
Pessimist's Mug
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