From: Ken Clements (Ken@Innovation-On-Demand.com)
Date: Wed Feb 06 2002 - 12:25:02 MST
I just can't see how the Religious Right can continue to deny evolution
when presented with evidence like this:
http://pic2.picturetrail.com/VOL28/12499/317647/6882953.jpg
Further evidence below.
-Ken
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> "In Speech, Bush Calls Iraq, Iran and North Korea
> 'Axis of Evil" -- N.Y. Times, 1/30/02
>
> ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM AXIS OF
> JUST AS EVIL
> Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil;
> Bitter, Other Nations Start Own Clubs
>
> Beijing (SatireWire.com) - Bitter after being snubbed for membership in
> the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed
> the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that
> stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the
> Union
> address.
>
> Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as
> having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in
> their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows
> we're
> the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."
>
> Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
> although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.
>
> "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
>
> "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President
> Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you
> had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have
> three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."
>
> THE AXIS PANDEMIC
>
> International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
> within minutes, France surrendered.
>
> Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in
> what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan,
> and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia
> to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while
> Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil
> Really As Just Generally Disagreeable.
>
> With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up,
> Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of
> Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the
> Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are
> Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while
> Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established
> the Axis of Countries That Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.
>
> "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish
> Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
>
> While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making
> fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he
> rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in
> "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials
> from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.
>
> Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately,
> world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
>
> Copyright c 2002, SatireWire.
>
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