From: QueeneMUSE@aol.com
Date: Mon Nov 01 1999 - 18:48:45 MST
A SHORT GUIDE TO COMPARATIVE RELIGIONS:
taoism: shit happens
buddhism: if shit happens, it's not really shit
islam: if shit happens, it's the will of allah
protestantism: shit happens because you don't work hard enough
judaism: why does this shit happen to us?
hinduism: this shit happened before
catholicism: shit happens because you're bad
hare krishna: shit happens rama rama
tv evangelism: send more shit
atheism: no shit
jehovah's witness: knock knock shit happens
hedonism: there's nothing like a good shit happening
christian science: shit happens in your mind
agnosticism: maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
existentialism: what is shit anyway?
stoicism: this shit doesn't bother me
rastafarianism: let's smoke this shit
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