Re: Buddhist Enlightenment in 3 easy steps

From: Spudboy100@aol.com
Date: Thu Sep 30 1999 - 13:19:24 MDT


In a message dated 09/30/1999 2:40:40 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
neosapient@geocities.com writes:

> 1) Take a loaded gun and put it against your head.
> 2) Pull the trigger.
> 3) ...There is no step 3! (hysterical laughter)

Obviously, your Zen friends have never studied physicists like Everett,
DeWitt, Wheeler, or Max Tegmark.

3) Wink Out
4) Look around...in the cosmos you are permitted to survive in-you're still
there! Of course what you look like and what physical laws exist in said
universe may be different. Best left to the cartoonists to reflect on.

Koan: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Koan: What is the sound of one butt crapping?
You may now leave here grasshopper (yeah I know its Tao, but its fun).



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