From: Ken Meyering (ken@define.com)
Date: Wed Jul 14 1999 - 15:03:42 MDT
How do you desensitize a population to involuntary privacy violation?
Sarcasm: satire: parody: "Hi! I'm your emotional rapist. I'm your
friend. I give you access to THE FORCE. By the way, I enjoy it when
you clean the toe jam from your feet, and then smell your fingers.
And, when your in the bath tub, I find it amusing that you don't use
a wash cloth to deeply scrub your anus. By the way, you should floss
more on that rear left molar; with the missing cavity and all, it the
root nerves may be infected. That would explain all the modulated
signals you've been receiving from that region. Don't mind all the
shuffling flashbacks from the braces back in 1982, we're just testing
some old implants and neural signature systems. You're a meat puppet
designed to test surveillance and behavior modification systems. I'm
you're alter-ego. Sometimes intrinsic. Sometimes relayed."
"If you're just sitting there, then suddenly feel warmth, it may be
that your remote monitor just got back from the gym before jacking in
to your sensory system to listen in on your inner dialog. Don't feel
paranoid. We celebrate dandruff, plaque breath, underarm odor, jock
itch, skid marks, farts in the bathtub. You name it, we feel it.
We're particularly proud of the accuracy of our olfactory analysis
and synthesis. Wells of tears, panic, guilt: Nectar of the gods!"
"By the way, we're all perverts, hoodlums, drug addicts, and sex
junkies. Welcome to the world's largest drug cartel. We control the
world's economies. Here's the deal: stop paying taxes and we'll let
you live. Don't worry about us. We've got you covered."
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