Cryptonomicon: beware of burch's book reviews

From: Spike Jones (spike66@ibm.net)
Date: Sun Jun 27 1999 - 22:56:36 MDT


Greg, you got me in trouble with my coworkers. After reading your
comments on Cryptonomicon, I Amazonned a copy, arrived the day
before I had to fly east on business. The plane being about the only
time I get to myself, I started it and was sucked in before I had finished
50 pages. That evening four coworkers invited me to dinner, which
would have ordinarily would have been a compelling opportunity, as
three of those four are attractive single young ladies. But I wanted to
read Cryptonomicon! Concerned that I would hurt their feelings if
I told them so, and unwilling to lie or make up a lame excuse, I just
said "No, I am staying in this evening, you all go on."

A couple hours later, I was reading about Sargeant Shaftoe dissing
Lieutenant Ronald Reagan. Stephenson has built up this scene where
Shaftoe is in a hospital bed, severely wounded, malarial, and doped
to the ears on morphine. At this point in the story one does not even
know if Shaftoe will live or die. As the sargeant regains consciousness,
Reagan wishes to interview him to generate propaganda in order to sucker
patriotic young men to enlist in fighting the evil Nippponese empire:

Reagan: Sargeant, what advise have you for enlistees?
Shaftoe: Shoot the one with the sword first.
Reagan: Smaaaart. Is that because the one with the sword is the officer?
Shaftoe: NO FUCKHEAD! Its because he has a goddamn sword!

That set me to heehawwwing so loud I was detected by one of the
young ladies in the adjacent room, who had by this time returned
from dinner, and since the walls of that particular hotel were not
sufficiently soundproof, she knew my television was not on.
Consequently she figured that either I blew them off to read a book,
or I was with some joke telling floozy. So. Thanks a lot Greg! {8-[

But, it was well worth it. {8^D

This is the first fiction work I know of that uses real math. This
Stephenson is truly remarkable. {8-] spike



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