From: den Otter (neosapient@geocities.com)
Date: Sat Oct 24 1998 - 10:20:38 MDT
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> From: Joe Jenkins <joe_jenkins@yahoo.com>
> ---den Otter <neosapient@geocities.com> wrote:
>
> >Even a machine with just one setting, pleasure, would be
> >an absolutely unbeatable product (and a very transhuman
> >one too: now you control your own emotions). The stuff that
> >dreamsare made of. Now of course follows the inevitable
> >question: why hasn't this been done yet?
>
> Uh, arn't these called sex toys? :-)
Nope, this one aimes for the ultimate pleasure spot, the head,
instead of loitering around the pelvic area ;-) Besides, there
are a lot of other possible settings, though "pleasure" would
no doubt be the most popular one.
> I've been inventing, developing, prototyping, and testing technosexual
> devices for many years now. I have many extremely unique, but so far
> unpatented designs, some of which would cause you to collapse in
> laughter upon hearing the details. I know *I* did when I first
> thought up the ideas. Many of my designs are intended to enhance
> partner sex, but training has been most effective with solosexual
> activity. I'll be glad to post descriptions and links to the list as
> soon as I have protected my intellectual property.
Please do, I can't wait to see a real "transhuman" sex toy.
> It is a biofeedback technosexual stimulation device designed to teach
> the capability of having a long series of intense orgasms (up to 12
> hours in some test subjects, chemically aided of course).
And they survived?
The
> stimulation is a complex function of input from a sensor on the PC
> muscle. The PC or Pubococcygeus muscle goes around the anus, across
> the entire pelvic floor, and attaches in front to the pubic bone on
> both women and men. To locate this muscle, simply stop the flow of
> urine. A weak PC muscle will result in urinary incontinence.
I can feel it! (think of the Jackson 5 song "Can you feel it"? when
practicing, it might help).
> my machine which develops "fast
> reflexive" muscles designed for extreme involuntary contractions of
> the PC muscle.
So, it's basically one of those things that tone your muscles
by means of electric stimulation, but now stuck to your ass?
Pretty smooth idea! Why didn't *I* think of that?
> I'm not ready to say much more about my devices on the
> wider list yet, but hopefully will within the next year. That is, if
> I ultimately decide they are transhuman in nature
Ah, who cares, as long as they *work*! ;-)
> The ones with biofeedback from the PC muscle are far too addictive to
> make available as a commercial product and not expect legal problems.
> Of course, I *will* do it anyway :-). Coming soon to a net-store near
> you.
That's the spirit!
> > Now, can anyone tell me: why on earth isn't this product on
> > the market yet? Are there technical problems, or is everyone
> > just missing a great opportunity here? I mean, one could get
> > richer than Bill Gates by making a product that will virtually sell
> > *itself*, and no doubt will change society quite a bit in the process.
>
> Improper usage can cause injury.
No doubt. Perhaps surgeons specialized in brain tumors will have
a field day...
> Improper sharing or cleaning/maintaining can transmit disease or
> infection.
Not with the headset, which I might call "Mr. Feeling" btw.
> Mental and possibly physical addiction.
Oh yess! But at least they'll die happier than they've ever been...
> "For novelty use only"-not applicable because of needed detailed
> instructions
> Limited market for complex learning curve techno devices - no matter
> what the reward.
The beauty of the mind helmet is that it doesn't require any practice
or special skills whatsoever; just sit back and be pleasured, or whatever.
Push the "lust" button and even your hamster will seem irresistible.
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