Re: HUMOR: Judith the (frozen) COBAL programmer.

From: Michael Lorrey (retroman@tpk.net)
Date: Sat Jul 19 1997 - 14:07:54 MDT


EvMick@aol.com wrote:
>
> As an aside...I've noticed that all forms of humor save one deal with pain.
>
> That exception being puns.
>
> Has anyone else noticed this?
>

Puns are funny because they inflict pain, at least in people who had
nuns for teachers...its a pavlovian thing.

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#!/usr/local/bin/perl-0777---export-a-crypto-system-sig-RC4-3-lines-PERL
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]+$y)%256;&S}$x=$y=0;for(unpack('C*',<>)){$x++;$y=($s[$x%=256]+$y)%256;
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