From: Michael Lorrey (mike@lsts.com)
Date: Thu Feb 13 1997 - 15:23:04 MST
Howdy, folks. Sorry about the overrun, this MS Mail stinks. Here it is with hard returns.
There was this programmer walking along, past a pond, when he heard
someone cry, "Help me, help me!" from the direction of the water. Upon further
investigation, he found a frog, which he picked up, put in his pocket, and
continued on his way across campus.
He then heard the frog cry, "Help, Help, take mo out of your pocket, I'm really
a beautiful princess turned into a frog by a wicked witch."
He took the frog out of his pocket, smiled, and put the frog back in his pocket.
"Help help, take me back out of your pocket! If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a
beautiful princess! If you rescue me I'll love you forever."
The Programmer took the frog out, and said to the frog."I'm a programmer. I
have no time for a girlfreind or a wife.......but a talking frog? Thats really
COOL!"
The End
Michael S. Lorrey retroman@tpk.net
Tech Support
LS Transit Systems, Inc
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