From: Dan Fabulich (dfab@cinenet.net)
Date: Wed Jan 22 1997 - 00:00:19 MST
Q: Miss Alabama, how do you think you'll earn your living?
A: I would not earn money, because we should not earn money, because if
we were supposed to earn money, then we would be rich, but I'm broke,
which is why I would not earn money.
Q: I see. Wanna go out for a bite to eat?
A: I would not eat, because we should not eat, because if we were
supposed to eat, then we would be fed, but I am hungry, which is why I
would not eat.
Q: Oh, well never mind. <thinks> Will you breathe in the near future?
A: <turns bright red, then purple, finally passing out>
Q: Hah. Gets 'em every time. :)
-He who laughs last thinks slowest-
dAN
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