HUMOR: Extropian light-bulb jokes reposted...

From: Jay Reynolds Freeman (freeman@netcom.com)
Date: Tue Dec 24 1996 - 17:39:53 MST


In the spirit of old times, I take the liberty of reposting...

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Q: How many Extropians does it take to change a light bulb?


A: (Choose one or several)

    None: Extropians all glow in the dark.

    None: For although Extropians do not really glow in the dark,
           none of them will admit to such a serious inability.

    None: Extropian discussions generate sufficient heat that the
           local black-body emission spectrum peaks in the visible.

    None: Boundless expansion implies there's another light out
           there somewhere, and we're sure to find it before long.

    None: Boundless expansion implies there isn't anything to
           run into anyway, so who needs a light?

    None: Dynamic optimism implies the light bulb will start
           working again without any need for a repair.

    None: Dynamic optimism implies that we don't need light to
           see what's there -- all our guesses will be right.

    None: Intelligent technology implies that the light bulb will
           figure out its own problem and deal with it properly.

    None: Self-transformation implies that all we have to do is
           install these little teeny weeny infrared receptors
           in our retinas.

    None: Self-transformation implies the light bulb will turn
           into a fluorescent tube soon.

    Two: One to wave a fist full of dollars in its face and the
           other to remind it what it could do with all that money.

    Five: One to hold the bulb and four to chant while he levitates.

    Sixteen: For according to the principle of spontaneous order,
           our light-bulb-fixing team has coalesced naturally. Now,
           you folks hang on to all these ladders and ... did anyone
           happen to bring a bulb ... ?

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                    -- Jay Freeman, First Extropian Squirrel



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