From: Ross A. Finlayson (extropy@apexinternetsoftware.com)
Date: Wed Nov 27 2002 - 03:35:19 MST
Hi,
I think it'd be funny if airport travellers decided Monday was "fuck it"
day at the airport and, uh, everybody wore steel-toed boots, heavy belt
buckles, lots of finger jewelry, and turbans and fake beards. Maybe
Tuesday.
Hell, if they want my shoes, I'm gonna wear an integrated pantssuit, or
like deep-sea diver pants or something. If they wanna smell my feet
they can check out my package while they're at it.
Then, I would joke about something funny. Heh, airline food. I don't
like the cooked meals, I prefer the sandwiches. Here's one, pools on
the birthday of the guy with the machine gun. He's probably around
18-24. Then get his birthday.
The girls with the M-16s look tough, tougher than the guys sometimes. I
wonder if they're loaded. I should ask.
Heh, freedom of querulous speech.
I have a lot of questions.
Ross
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