From: John Grigg (starman2100@lycos.com)
Date: Tue Nov 26 2002 - 12:20:16 MST
There is a Mormon missionary joke which goes like this... A young Mormon elder had a companion who was being a major league jerk and would just not let up no matter how many times he was asked. The poor suffering elder tried to do the right thing and asked himself "what would Jesus do?" Not quite satisfied with the answer he came up with, and being a serious student of church history, he asked himself "what would Porter Rockwell, Joseph Smith's tough as nails bodyguard do?" The young suffering elder immediately knocked out his obnoxious companion!! : )
best wishes,
John
On Thu, 21 Nov 2002 06:51:42
spike66 wrote:
>Entropyfoe@aol.com wrote:
> > "The lord Jesus and the disciples were in one Accord"
> > Well that New Testament versw answers it.
> > -Jay
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>Of course, Jesus' ancestor favored British sports cars.
>The book of First Kings tells us "David's Triumph was
>heard throughout the land."
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