From: Amara Graps (amara@amara.com)
Date: Tue Sep 03 2002 - 23:58:07 MDT
Spike:
>Consider the following jewels of wisdom.
>"I think we've seen the lows and we're steadily going to build momentum
>for a stronger market."
>"Clearly, it's all about the economy. {Imagine that.} The consumers are
>doing their part . Now the business side has to come along, too."
>{Harvard MBA material, this.}
>"A weaker-than-expected Institute for Supply Management report on
>manufacturing punctuated the day's gloom, coming in below forecasts to
>indicate continued sluggishness in the nation's manufacturing activity."
Newspaper headlines can be just as lame, Spike! (But do you
think such lameness can be automated?)
Amara
(Newspaper headlines from various US newspapers in 1995)
Malls try to attract shoppers
The Baltimore Sun, October 22
Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
The Sunday Oregonian, September 24
Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
Newsday, July 11
Man shoots neighbor with machete
The Miami Herald, July 3
Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30
Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
The New York Times, March 10
Man clings to life after fatal blast
Tucson Citizen, January 10
Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
The Los Angeles Times, March 2
Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
The Oregonian, January 28
Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26
Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer
Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25
Economist uses theory to explain economy
Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8
Bible church's focus is the Bible
Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons
Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6
Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity
The Chicago Tribune, March 5
Chancellor Wants Students To Take Required Courses
The Banner Herald, Athens, Georgia, March 13
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
Journal of Commerce, April 20
Dysfunctional families can have harmful effect on children
The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 1
Lack of brains hinders research
The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise
Hart
Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
Fish lurk in streams
Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29
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