From: Terry W. Colvin (fortean1@mindspring.com)
Date: Tue Aug 27 2002 - 17:56:56 MDT
The Army's Best Invention
Story by Maj. Renita Foster
IT was developed in just 30 days in the summer of 1942 by the Subsistence
Research Laboratory in Chicago. And never in its 52-year history has it been
known to break, rust, need sharpening or polishing. Perhaps that is why many
soldiers, past and present, regard the P-38 C-ration can opener as the Army's
best invention.
C-rations have long since been replaced with the more convenient Meals, Ready to
Eat, but the fame of the P-38 persists, thanks to the many uses stemming from
the unique blend of ingenuity and creativity all soldiers seem to have.
"The P-38 is one of those tools you keep and never want to get rid of," said
Sgt. Scott Kiraly, a military policeman. "I've had my P-38 since joining the
Army 11 years ago and kept it because I can use it as a screwdriver, knife,
anything."
The most vital use of the P-38, however, is the very mission it was designed
for, said Fort Monmouth, N.J., garrison commander Col. Paul Baerman.
"When we had C-rations, the P-38 was your access to food; that made it the
hierarchy of needs," Baerman said. "Then soldiers discovered it was an extremely
simple, lightweight, multipurpose tool. I think in warfare, the simpler
something is and the easier access it has, the more you're going to use it. The
P-38 had all of those things going for it."
The tool acquired its name from the 38 punctures required to open a C-ration
can, and from the boast that it performed with the speed of the World War II
P-38 fighter plane.
"Soldiers just took to the P-38 naturally," said World War II veteran John
Bandola. "It was our means for eating 90 percent of the time, but we also used
it for cleaning boots and fingernails, as a screwdriver, you name it. We all
carried it on our dog tags or key rings."
When Bandola attached his first and only P-38 to his key ring a half century
ago, it accompanied him to Anzio, Salerno and through northern Italy. It was
with him when World War II ended, and it's with him now.
"This P-38 is a symbol of my life then," said Bandola. "The Army, the training,
my fellow soldiers, all the times we shared during a world war."
Sgt. Ted Paquet, swing shift supervisor in the Fort Monmouth Provost Marshal's
Office, was a 17-year-old seaman serving aboard the amphibious assault ship USS
New Orleans during the Vietnam war when he got his first P-38. The ship's
mission was to transport Marines off the coast of Da Nang.
On occasional evenings, Marines gathered near Paquet's duty position on the
fantail for simple pleasures like "Cokes, cigarettes, conversation and
C-rations." It was during one of these nightly sessions that Paquet came in
contact with the P-38, or "John Wayne" as it's referred to in the Navy.
Paquet still carries his P-38, and he still finds it useful. While driving with
his older brother, Paul, their car's carburetor began to have problems.
"There were no tools in the car and, almost simultaneously, both of us reached
for P-38s attached to our key rings," Paquet said with a grin. "We used my P-38
to adjust the flow valve, the car worked perfectly, and we went on our merry
way."
Paquet"s P-38 is in a special box with his dog tags, a .50-caliber round from
the ship he served on, his Vietnam Service Medal, South Vietnamese money and a
surrender leaflet from Operation Desert Storm provided by a nephew.
"It will probably be on my dresser until the day I die," Paquet said.
The feelings veterans have for the P-38 aren't hard to understand, according to
1st Sgt. Steve Wilson of the Chaplain Center and School at Fort Monmouth.
"When you hang on to something for 26 years," he said, "it's very hard to give
it up. That's why people keep their P-38 just like they do their dog tags. ...
It means a lot. It's become part of you. You remember field problems, jumping at
3 a.m. and moving out. A P-38 has you reliving all the adventures that came with
soldiering in the armed forces. Yes, the P-38 opened cans, but it did much more.
Any soldier will tell you that."
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