From: Amara Graps (amara@amara.com)
Date: Wed May 08 2002 - 05:25:41 MDT
>Time for an indie, tech-savvy candidate to step in?
No.
I nominate Winnie-the-Pooh. He's the most likely to let people be.
(however in this incarnation, Pooh-Bear was a little too gullible.)
Set your font on monospace.
Demented cartoon ahead.
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Winnie the Pooh
Stuck in Rabbit's Hole
(Center the screen and press the spacebar once for each screen)
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__( )_ "Oh, bother!" said Pooh.
( (o____
| | "I have eaten too much honey, and
| (__/ I can't get out of Rabbit's hole!
\ / ___ Whatever am I to do?"
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__( )_ "That's okay." said Rabbit, whose life
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| (__/ "I'll just take away your
\ / ___ honey jar, and let |\ /\
/ \ \___/ you out when you've | ||||
/ ^ / \ lost enough weight." | |||| ________
| | |__|_HUNNY | / | / / \
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__( )_ "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
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__( )_ And so, Rabbit went on his merry way.
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__( )_ "What I wouldn't give for
( (o____ a ham sandwich." said Pooh.
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"ARRRRGGGGG...."
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"Oh shit!" said Rabbit.
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"I forgot all about the | ||||
poor fucker." | |||| ________
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|x| |-----__/ ) | |_______\ |/
()___ ___)_____/ /___/ /______/
THE END
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