Moronic communication (was Re: self-extracting zipware AI 'casting)

From: Jeff Davis (jdavis@socketscience.com)
Date: Fri Sep 22 2000 - 14:25:18 MDT


 John K Clark jonkc@att.net writes and requests:

>I am not a moron. Speaking of morons, it would be interesting if somebody
could
>come up with a more moronic way to communicate than neutrinos, well lets see,
>gravity waves would be pretty stupid, but perhaps not quite stupid enough.
Come on,
>somebody out there must have a stupider idea.

Oh boy! A challenge.

Audio:

Shouting. Whistling. Tap dancing. That hand-in-the-armpit-noise thing.
Quantum entangled whoopie cushions (I haven't got the details on this one
worked out yet). Synchronized trained whale song.

Visual:
Semaphore. Charades(serious response lag-time problems). Hand signals.
Smoke signals. Flares. Mooning. Morse code using surplus nuclear
weapons(conveniently disposes of bothersome excess plutonium).

Physical:
Pony express courier. UPS. Message in a bottle. That
message-impaled-on-an-arrow thing. Interstellar carrier pigeon. Candygram.

Metaphysical:
Prayer. Astral projection.
 
More on this later. (Get it? "More on". Wink. Wink.)

And thank you again for consulting Morons-R-Us.
"Always ready, never embarrassed."

Best, Jeff Davis

                           "He was a pleasant fellow, but none too bright."
                                                               Ray Charles



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