HUMOR: [was Re: top o' the mornin to ya mr elk...]

From: Robert J. Bradbury (bradbury@aeiveos.com)
Date: Mon Jul 10 2000 - 14:35:16 MDT


On Mon, 10 Jul 2000, Michael S. Lorrey wrote:

> An elk is a big, big deer relative, ranging from 300-800 lbs.
> A moose is an even bigger, stupider, goofy looking and potentially more
> dangerous animal, that ranges from 600-1400 lbs.
[snip]

You gotta love this group. Biology lessons for free without having
to pay the cost of college tuition.

But this clearly explains the recent missle problems. Those folks
painted a moose on the rocket, when instead it shoulda been an elk.

No wonder librarians are going crazy with people calling them saying
"but you can get an answer to *everything* on the web"....

Robert



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