From: Michael S. Lorrey (retroman@turbont.net)
Date: Thu Apr 20 2000 - 05:44:04 MDT
Joe Dees wrote:
>
> >Date: Wed, 19 Apr 2000 22:03:42 -0700
> >From: Spike Jones <spike66@ibm.net>
> >To: extropians@extropy.com
> >Subject: Re: Mike Lorrey's calling in life...
> >Reply-To: extropians@extropy.com
> >
> >Joe Dees wrote:
> >
> >> >I will give up put downs, seek out wise people, try to right
> >> >wrongs, yakkity yak, bla bla, something something.
> >> >
> >> >Anyone know that jingle? spike
> >> >
> >> In the Deep South it goes something like this...
> >>
> >> "Ah'm a Right-Wing Redneck, rude, crude, mean and loud
> >> I worship Jerry, Pat and Rush, and of that fact Ah'm proud
> >> I wanna keep my little woman by by side, yeah..
> >> And when she's barefoot, pregnant and silent then Ah'm satisfied."
> >
> >Joe! Did you really write this? Seems like you are so
> >serious the rest of the time. {8-] spike
> >
> Yeah; you wanna nuther wun?
> >
> Mah baby fits me laka flesh tuxedo
> An lak tuh sinker with mah pink torpedo
> Then dress mah baby up and go downtown
> Hang Baby off mah arm an' show 'er aroun'.
>
> Mah baby's with me 'cause she made tha grade
> Ah lak ta dress 'er laka Frederick's maid
> Then watch 'er clean tha house an' sashay roun'
> An' pinch 'er butt when she lays dinner down.
>
> Mah baby does me when Ah wanner tu
> An' anything Ah wants mah baby ta do
> She does it pronto - not so much as uh peep
> An' keeps 'er trap shut when I goes ta sleep.
>
> Now you may say she's just a fantasy
> But lemme tell ya - Baby's real to me
> Am I alone? No, that's just how it seems
> She's always with me in my porcine dreams.
Joe, you sound like you've lived it. Perhaps you were a writer for Hee
Haw?
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