From: White, Ryan (ryan@dvelco.com)
Date: Mon Apr 10 2000 - 07:33:58 MDT
'When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS
lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS
lands with the buttered side facing down. Therefore, I
propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat.
When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above
the ground, probably into eternity. A "buttered-cat
array" could replace pneumatic tires on cars and
trucks, and "giant buttered-cat arrays" could easily
allow a high-speed monorail linking New York with
Chicago.'
Source Unknown.
Have a great week,
Ryan v23.7
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