From: Stirling Westrup (sti@cam.org)
Date: Tue Mar 28 2000 - 08:43:59 MST
john grigg wrote:
> Stirling Westrup in sharing his thoughts on getting people to do the right
> thing wrote:
> 8) Orbital mind-control lasers.-
>
> Stirling, I will not allow you to strip people of their freedom of choice!
> I will share with them how to put aluminum foil inside their hats to cause
> your mind control lasers to bounce right off their heads! That'll stop
> your evil plans to force people to do good!
You fool! The aluminum foil in the third world contains special
micropatternings that will focus and concentrate the microwave emissions
of specialy irradiated gophers, leading to complete mental domination! You
see, I've thought of everything!!!
Yee Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha <--- Sinister laugh.
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