From: Doug Jones (random@qnet.com)
Date: Fri Mar 24 2000 - 20:15:27 MST
Spike Jones wrote:
>
> Zero Powers wrote:
>
> > Soylent Green ain't so bad. After all, its people.
>
> I think theres a Barbara Streisand song about this:
>
> People...
> People who eat people...
> Are the huuuungriest people
> iiiiin the world...
>
> {8^D spike
None of 'em quite as hungry as Alferd Packer, the icon of the student
union cafeteria at my alma mater, the University of Colorado. As the
judge who sentenced him to hang said, "There was only six Democrats in
all of Hinsdale County and you ate five of them!"
A good start, anyway...
-- Doug Jones 3rd place, Alferd Packer lookalike contest, 1982
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